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- Hello, Stuart.
-Bert.

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Is there anything new?

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It never loses its grace.

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I think I'm ready
to purchase<i>Batman</i> No. 608.

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Excellent choice.
What do you offer me?

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How about a can of beans?

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Damn, Bert, come on.
This is almost new.

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I get two cans
of corned beef in the calm.

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And... creamed corn.

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I was saving this for the years,
But I think I can include it.

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Cat food.

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- How does it taste?
- Salmon.

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Deal closed.

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Are you crazy? Hawkeye
You don't deserve to be an Avenger.

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Calm down there. Don't go there.

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He's an archer.
Think you should be on the team

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of a guy in an iron suit
with an arch reactor

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and the god of thunder?

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Does this fit into anyone's head?

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I don't know...
Does this fit into anyone's head?

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I just mopped!
We've talked about this, Kyle.

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- The third time is for good.
- Sorry.

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But did you hear right?

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Sorry.
He was the one who started it.

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- Unbelievable. Will you help me?
- Of course.

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I feel the same about
to Green Arrow.

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You and everyone.
Now, killing people...?

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Goodbye!

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Have you ever asked yourself
where will this go?

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- No.
- You do well.

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Stuart?

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We have to talk.

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Now things got weird.

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DO NOT JUMP

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THINGS WILL STAY
EVEN WEIRDER

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DON'T EVEN THINK
SKIP THE GENERIC

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NOBODY IS STOPING YOU,
BUT YOU'RE THE LOSERS.

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FOR NOW, MUSIC BY DANNY ELFMAN.
NOT EARED?

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AND THIS GRAPHICS?

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AND LOOK LIKE THERE WAS NO BUDGET

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FINALLY, GENERIC DONE

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WE COUNT TO IMPROVE WITH EACH EPISODE
OR LOWER EXPECTATIONS

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SPOILER: GARY DIES

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Do you have a real twin?

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- No.
- So, I have two questions.

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Just two?

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I only have a few seconds
to explain this, focus.

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- Who are you?
- First question.

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I'm you,
coming from an alternate reality.

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It's answered.
Second question.

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Pay attention.

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This apocalyptic nightmare
in which you are living

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It doesn't have to happen.

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Okay, now I have
about six questions.

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- It can't be me...
- It looks like you.

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Senior prom. Emily Manhart.
Peach schnapps.

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She wanted to party
and you vomited in his lap.

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It looks like your thing.

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- At least I went to the ball.
- I caught mononucleosis!

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I don't have much time.

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Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper,
Howard Wolowitz.

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- Do you remember them?
- Yes. Some idiots.

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- Says the broken man to the naked man.
- It's fair.

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Be that as it may,

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they invented a species
of quantum entanglement,

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and you were there
when it went wrong.

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- Both of us? Or just him?
- It doesn't matter!

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For me, this matters.

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The issue is that this
changed reality.

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- None of this should exist.
- And by "none of that", you mean...

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Nothing!

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Violence, devastation,
the dimensional rifts!

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- Dimensional cracks.
- Now, we know.

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None of this is normal.

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- Much less that.
- The giant moth?

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Yes! The giant moth.

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Turn off the lights
that they leave.

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Can you fix this
and make it go back to the way it was.

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- You just have to find the...
- Wait a minute.

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If you are me from another reality,
How can you be in this?

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I don't know.
I'm not a quantum physicist.

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I studied Design.

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- I didn't know that.
- Yes, I took Fine Arts.

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And because you never did anything
with this?

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Were you going to teach kids how to draw fruits?

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Guys, please!
The machine is still at Caltech.

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- Listen...
- Wait, let me write it down.

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Like... Dude!

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- Since when does shaking help?
- Stop talking and listen.

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I think I have a marker.
Excuse me.

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Listen!

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When they arrive at the machine...

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- Damn!
- What is happening?

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I don't know! I'm passing
through a kind of portal.

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The important thing is...

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And when you find it...

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And that will solve everything.

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Did you understand something?

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I understood the essentials.

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- Good catch, Steve.
- How are things there?

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It's cool. Bundle up.

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Let's go?

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I don't know. I'm having doubts.

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Like this?
They gave us a mission.

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- Yes, but do we believe that guy?
- That guy was you.

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There it is.
Since when did we start listening to me?

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We can mend the world.

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I think it's important to ask:
"Is this reality really that bad?"

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I think it can improve.

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What are you doing?

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I'm looking
the path to Caltech.

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With a paper map?

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I would have used my iPhone's GPS,

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but it seems that civilization
collapsed.

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Look there.

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PENN and TELLER
THEY ACT TO EXCHANGE FOOD

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Juggling
with two hungry creatures...

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...as you can see, it's not difficult.

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But juggling three is...

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... a silly catch!

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I saw them in Vegas.
It was such a fun night.

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You know who I loved in Vegas
and you didn't think you would like it?

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Celine Dion.

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Sorry.

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Ready.

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Thanks! We are Penn and Teller

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and we will stay here until we die!

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Moth!

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My God, look.

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- Dental floss.
- Hurry up. It's getting dark.

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Yes yes. Excuse me.

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- How much does 30 cm cost?
- Mint or normal?

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It could be normal.

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Thanks. Check this out.

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Healthy gums are priceless.

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That feels so good.

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Don't stretch yourself,
let's share this.

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This sound is not good.

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Stuart?

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- Denise?
- I thought you were dead!

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I thought the same about you!

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- What have you been doing?
- Gamanço, above all.

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- I'm still back from my script.
- Look how good it is.

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- And you?
- I am fine. I still have the store.

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- That is great.
- What's going on?

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Calm down, Gary. I know them.

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If it's not to steal or kill,
what is it for?

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- Do you remember talking about Stuart?
- Of course. How's that going? Gary.

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Hello.

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So, you two...

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Remember what I thought
that you were dead.

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Yes, of course, of course.

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It's interesting: Gary
I was hanging out with my friend Lisa...

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Cool girl. Jew.

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Lisa was devoured by cannibals
in Sherman Oaks.

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- Don't tell me!
- Human meat is not<i>kosher.</i>

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But I think that only matters
if the cannibals are also Jews.

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Anyway, we console each other.

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- You know some things. True?
- Well...

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Well, I was more focused
in my performance...

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Anyway, we have to go.

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Yes. Caltech.
We are on a mission.

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No more Caltech.
What remains is a death trap.

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We have no choice.

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An alternate version of me
came from another universe

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and explained
How can I reverse the apocalypse.

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- It was really cool.
- An alternative version of you?

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Yes. The same pale face
and the same choninhas voice.

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- It was like looking in the mirror.
- Well, good luck.

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- Yes. It was good to see you.
- You too.

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Have fun with loot and the like.

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Goodbye.

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- They will die.
- You can believe it.

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- That doesn't look good.
- Because of the weapons?

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Yes. Because of the weapons.

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- Denise, what are you doing?
- Trying to keep you alive.

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I don't want to know about you,
I just want to give one later.

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Gary...

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- You are very kind.
- What's your plan?

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Actually, I don't have it.
I'm new to the action genre.

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We do it like this: I will create
a distraction at the main gate.

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You advance from the side
where the trucks come in.

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- And then?
- When the trucks stop,

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roll under them,
they cling to the chassis and climb inside.

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It appears that you have already done this.

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I was part
of the Army Special Forces.

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Fix. I was a geologist.

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- Are we ready?
- Yes.

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Calm down...
Is it rolling, running, grabbing?

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Run, roll, grab.

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Sorry,
I need visual aids.

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I'm going to count to three.
One two three!

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Oh my God, Gary!

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Don't move! Hands up!

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Tell them
about its alternative version.

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Shut up!

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- Oh my God, Gary!
- How horrible...

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But do you want to know?
You will find someone else,

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Maybe sooner than you think.

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Come in!

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What it was?

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This was my Geology room.

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- I opened so many young minds here.
- Little noise!

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Raj?

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Perhaps. Who knows?

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Who wants to know?

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Raj, it's me, Stuart,
from the comic book store.

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-Stuart?
- Yes.

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And Bert Kibbler.
You know Bert.

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- Bert?
- And Denise. Do you remember her?

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This is not real.
This is a hallucination!

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No, no, no.
We are here. It's real.

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That's what a hallucination would say.

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- What are you doing here?
- Isn't it obvious?

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I'm locked in here,
I haven't changed my underwear in years

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and I relieve myself in a bucket.

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- So, you are a prisoner?
- I rode an elephant at my wedding.

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- Now I shit in a bucket.
- Congratulations.

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- For marriage.
- She was eaten by a moth.

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Be that as it may,
I had time to reflect

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and there's definitely something wrong
with this reality.

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See?
I can prove it. Here and here.

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And the numbers don't lie.

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- So, you were telling the truth?
- Didn't believe it?

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That an alternative Stuart told you
How to save the universe? Of course.

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Pay attention!
Leonard, Sheldon and Howard

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built a device
of variable quantum interference.

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That would have been my guess.

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It broke down and changed everything!

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The universe, the story...
the reality.

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Yes, yes, great.
How do we fix this?

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This is difficult.
Why, you ask?

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Did you ask?
I assume so.

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It's hard because we are all
prisoners of the Maleficent.

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And the Maleficent likes things
as they are.

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Who is the Maleficent?

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I can't say his name.
If you say so, bad things will happen.

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- Sorry, is it Voldemort?
- Before it was.

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You can argue with that.

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And with the device
Can you reset the universe?

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Zás, back, pas! But it's useless.

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The device is always surrounded
by armed guards.

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No, it's not useless.

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My alternative self
Said I'm the chosen one.

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- He didn't say "chosen."
- But he made it clear.

248
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,866
I didn't like that idea at all.

249
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,287
Kneel before the Great Caliph
from South Pasadena,

250
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,871
Flintridge and Monrovia.

251
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,541
The Supreme Ruler
of the San Gabriel Valley.

252
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,377
I don't kneel before anyone.

253
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,754
Ready, ready.

254
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,300
Now live, prisoners.

255
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,719
- Kripke?
- Director Kripke.

256
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,346
He's not a director, he's a lord.

257
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,349
- What did I say?
- You said director.

258
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,143
Is this the Evil One?
Barry Kripke?

259
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,604
He regrets.
Please, he doesn't know.

260
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,855
- I'm sorry.
- Pain?

261
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,733
If there's one thing I have, it's pity.

262
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,944
The troubadours
praise my mercy.

263
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,486
Can we get up?

264
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,738
Nobody gets up
in the presence of the director.

265
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,492
For the last time, it's lord,
he is not a director.

266
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,246
- You can get up. It doesn't matter.
- With all due respect, sir...

267
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,416
- How did you become the Great...?
- Caliph.

268
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,626
...Caliph of South Pasadena?

269
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,087
I think we have time
to contextualize.

270
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,006
I'm sorry,
you've heard this.

271
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,509
When everything went wrong

272
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,678
and civilization as we know it
collapsed,

273
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,973
a leadership void was created
at university

274
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,184
and, as we all know...

275
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,271
- Nature abhors emptiness.
- Not anymore.

276
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:43,985
I took power, I kept the food,
the guns and the girls.

277
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,280
- And this is the context.
- But this world is a nightmare.

278
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,283
- Don't you want to put things in order?
- Weren't you listening?

279
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,078
I stayed with all the girls.
By the way...

280
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,330
Are you dating someone?

281
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,166
- She's with me.
- I'm not at all.

282
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,252
I'm trying to protect you.

283
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,964
Take the girl. Wash it
and take her to my room.

284
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,300
- I'd rather die.
- I understand.

285
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,926
- Wash her and kill her.
- What?

286
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,095
No, no, no.

287
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,556
- Let go of her!
- Let me go!

288
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,057
Take the gauntlets off!

289
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,854
Stuart, please come back.

290
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,148
Or move towards the light!

291
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:27,778
- No.
- Come on, wake up. I have an idea.

292
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,324
What? Denise.
Where is Denise?

293
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,328
- They took her.
- No! I have to do something!

294
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,164
- Or else...
- Or what?

295
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,958
You meet another girl
and a moth devours her on her honeymoon.

296
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,836
- Sorry, I have an idea.
- It says.

297
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:49,550
Like I said, this used to be
my Geology classroom.

298
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,928
It's full of all kinds
of rock samples.

299
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:56,182
Let's throw stones
to armed men?

300
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,017
It's just that the rock beats the scissors,
not the gun.

301
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,271
We will not throw stones.
Let's make bombs with them.

302
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,232
- What?
- Behold!

303
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,944
Potassium and a little water.

304
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,571
They better back off a little.

305
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,248
Cool, isn't it?

306
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,375
Yes, if you want to bathe
to the guards.

307
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,670
No. Let's make grenades.

308
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,758
- How come I never thought of that?
- Don't blame yourself.

309
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:35,221
Most people underestimate
the portent that is geology.

310
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,772
Sorry, guys.
It's time to die.

311
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,191
I agree. Catch.

312
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,360
What...?

313
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,574
- I love you.
- And I you.

314
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,285
Let's go!

315
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,623
- What were you doing before this?
- No conversation.

316
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,292
Come on. I'm going to die anyway.

317
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,796
I had a<i>podcast.</i>
Vitamins, gut health.

318
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,007
- Good!
- I interviewed Gwyneth Paltrow.

319
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,343
Oh my God, I think I heard that.

320
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,844
Prevent dementia
with intestinal flora.

321
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,264
Yes! Thanks.
That's exactly it.

322
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,021
My dear, have you changed your mind?

323
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,606
The choice remains
sex with you or death?

324
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,941
I'm not a monster.

325
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,527
I just want us to have
a nice dinner,

326
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,529
let's watch a movie
and then you'll see.

327
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,365
Kill me.

328
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,283
Give us a minute.

329
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:29,210
Listen, be the ruler
of a post-apocalyptic fiefdom

330
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,213
It can be very lonely.

331
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,758
- And your harem?
- They don't give a damn about me.

332
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:39,470
They just want the food, the medicine
and free childcare.

333
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,142
You know what else?

334
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,020
Okay, I'll have dinner with you.

335
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,732
- Wonder.
- You have to let me go first.

336
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,194
A real relationship
is based on trust.

337
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,987
This has to start now.

338
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,908
He is well.

339
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,120
Do you like game meat?

340
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,455
I cook it with cherry sauce.

341
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,874
The secret is to reduce over low heat.

342
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:18,134
You are a man
really very stupid!

343
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,440
Stay healthy.

344
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,900
You too.

345
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,780
Stuart! I'm glad that you are well.

346
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,575
I say the same!

347
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,996
Sorry, I'm covered in people.

348
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,167
Okay, we're all fine...!
Let's go!

349
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,508
Thank God for geology!

350
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,218
I am grateful every day.

351
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,139
- There it is.
- Serious?

352
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,475
It looks like a bread maker
old ones.

353
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,477
It's a device
of variable quantum interference!

354
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,812
It could be both things.

355
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,939
- Can you fix it?
- I think so.

356
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,817
Calibration is out of tune.
I'll reconfigure...

357
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,446
- Change entries...
- What should happen?

358
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:24,158
- Will the world go back to the way it was?
- Keep your fingers crossed.

359
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,119
We would get back together.

360
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,663
Hold your horses, champ.
I'm still grieving.

361
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,208
I think it's done!

362
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,711
There's nothing.

363
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:41,257
Barry! What did you do?
We are trying to mend the universe!

364
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,677
I don't want to amend anything.
I like it the way it is.

365
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,054
We don't.

366
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,352
- Raj! Talk to me, friend.
- I am fine.

367
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,396
Maybe not.

368
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,358
Raj?

369
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,571
How do we fix the machine?

370
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,158
Look. It's my grandmother Ambulu,

371
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,285
beckoning me to join her.

372
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,454
Can she wait a little?

373
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,790
It seems not.

374
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,338
- What do we do?
- Adjusts the impedance to 0.7.

375
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,840
What?

376
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,681
Turn off the attenuator.

377
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,397
- It's done.
- Activates the main valve.

378
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,990
- It's done!
- But first...

379
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,200
"But first"?! Like this?!

380
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,292
This is disturbing.

381
00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,461
Is this glow normal?

382
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,980
Bert, stop!

383
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,277
No<i>zombies</i> or moths.

384
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,155
No apocalypse.

385
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,329
It worked out!

386
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,707
It's so beautiful.

387
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,336
Balls.
My reign has come to an end.

388
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,341
- Your bruises are gone.
- Yes.

389
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,508
You look good.

390
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,178
I mean, being who you are.

391
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,640
- Where's Denise?
- I don't know.

392
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,769
- I can't lose her again.
- Don't worry.

393
00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:00,230
She is somewhere
and we will find her.

394
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,068
Everything returned to normal.

395
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,038
Translation and Subtitling:
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